ziraseal:

witchella:

historyfilia:

we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,

You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.

Athena, goddess of wisdom, watching her dumbass patron city do this shit: 

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incorrect-saiyuki-quotes:

Gojyo: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help

Kami: I went to the park today

Gojyo: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Kami: *opens coat* this duck

starsabovethegreywaterfalls:

king-emare:

lividlovers:

blogthegreatrouge:

catchymemes:

Hospital notes

2.5D anime

Yo..

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Originally posted by abasketofgifs

Imagine setting up this whole thing

(Source: catchymemes)

william-snekspeare:

intj-confessions:

william-snekspeare:

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

See, JK? Sometimes less is more.

hi this is so FUCKING funny

katniss-everbeans:

mendes-holland:

acapelladitty:

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

6i:

in 2019 i wish you:

• good health

• a positive mindset

• success in abundance

• healthy relationships

• meaningful connection

• angels who guide you

• strength over depression

• peace in your body

• power before surrender

• discernment for good friends

dankmemeuniversity:

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helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

vorchagirl:

dayoldhakarl:

lotrlocked:

phylix:

smol-bean-meme-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

butteryswimmingthing:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

fool-errant:

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

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I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

Not a lemon but has a twist of lime! ;)

There’s some citrusy action to titillate you but not enough to truly get you going.

henricavyll:

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

confessionistt:

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